Tooo Fuunneee, Ho Ho Hoe...

Everybody needs a good laugh now and then, good for the ole relaxatification, laughter is the best medicine, unless you ask a mainstream doctor that is...

Anyway, we ran across some of our archived stuff that we thought would make an easy post since we are still busy with other stuff. Uncertain where we found it, a search indicated that it was a contest from the Washington Post "years ago". Since a search on their site turned up nothing, and the info is found thousands of places across the internet, we feel that we are not breaking any copyrights by posting it here -- if we do, just sue us, we ain't got no money anyways...

The concept is called "neoglogism", whereby you alter a word by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supplying a new wacky definition for the new word. Here are a few of the better ones. Do a search on "neoglogism" if interested in more...

"bozone", being 'ozone' prefixed by a 'b': a substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating, usually brought on by pharmaceuticals. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

"dopelar effect", being 'doplar effect' with an 'e' inserted: the tendency of incredibly stupid ideas to seem smarter when they are thrown at you rapidly by the media.

"ignoranus", being 'ignoramus' with the 'm' replaced by an 'n': a person WHO is both stupid and an asshole, a.k.a. a member of a governmental health organization.

"intaxication": the euphoria from getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with and that they kept most of it to "redistribute" to the wealthy...

"cashtration": the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent.

"giraffiti": being 'graffiti' with an 'i' inserted, which implies artistic vandalism spray painted waaay up high.

"reintarnation": coming back to life as a hillbilly.

"karmageddon": the day when the middle class and impoverished will be sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the planet explodes.

"glibido": all talk and no action, aka politicians...

And we have to add one of our own for the good old World Hoax Organizers, adding an 'R' to their acronym resulting in "WHOR", defined as a member of WHO that, well, you see where this one is going...and of course their is the equivalent "urban" version of this geoglogism of just dropping the 'W' to result in "Ho"... HO, WHOR, WHO -- what's the difference??? There is none...